five thousand shades of blue

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

True story, paraphrased and condensed.

[unknown STREET MAN wanders into cafe, approaching WOMAN behind counter]

STREET MAN: You know, I was just talking to the owner of this place at the bus station, and he said that if I wanted a cup of coffee I could just come in and say so.

WOMAN: [raises eyebrow] Nice try.

STREET MAN: What do you mean?

WOMAN: I'm an owner, all the owners are women, and the only one who rides the bus in the afternoons is home sick and just sent me email. Nice try.

STREET MAN: [mumbles] Well, I had to try.

[STREET MAN wanders out again]

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