/* ********************************************************* ** QUOTES.JS - JS Inspection Engine Data Library ** ========================================================= ** This file contains the quotes[] array, which, in turn, ** contains all the quotes for the Inspection Engine demo. ** ** Author Ver Date Comments ** ====== === ==== ======== ** Rick Scott 1.0 7/1/00 Grand debut ** ** Copyright 2000, Rick Scott, all rights reserved. ********************************************************* */ var quotes = new Array( 'She is the fairies\' midwife, and she comes \\ In shape no bigger than an agate-stone \\ On the fore-finger of an alderman, \\ Drawn with a team of little atomies \\ Athwart men\'s noses as they lie asleep.
--Romeo and Juliet, Act I, Scene IV', 'Those who would trade a little freedom for a little security will soon find they have neither.
-- Sir Winston Churchill, Spring, 1940', 'They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety.
-- Benjamin Franklin', 'May you live in interesting times and come to the attention of important people.
-- Chinese Curse', 'People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
-- Rebecca West, early 20th century', 'The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names.
-- Chinese Proverb', 'When you\'re up to your ass in tribbles, it\'s hard to remember that the original objective was to poison the grain.', 'Adulthood is the realization that stupidity is permanent and terminal.
-- Peter David, A Rock and a Hard Place', 'Hi, this is the human race. We\'re not in right now; please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb.
-- the venerable Crow T. Robot', '640K ought to be enough for anybody.
-- Bill Gates, 1981', 'Work like you don\'t need the money. \\ Love like you\'ve never been hurt. \\ And dance like nobody is watching.
-- paraphrased from Kathy Mattea\'s "Come From the Heart"', 'Mysticism is the basis of all true science and the person who can no longer stand rapt in awe is as good as dead.
-- Albert Einstein', 'If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you drive down to the bottom in your Jeep and go through everyone else\'s wallets just to see if there was anything worth keeping?
-- Meryn Cadell, "Steam Clean Express"', 'Sometimes I think we\'re alone.
Sometimes I think we\'re not.
In either case, the thought is staggering.
-- Buckminster Fuller', 'The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
-- John Sladek', 'I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
-- William H. Mauldin', 'Girls do what their mothers tell them.
Ladies do what society tells them.
Women make up their own minds.
-- Karen Kijewski, Katwalk', 'Experience... is simply the name we give our mistakes.
-- Oscar Wilde', 'If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
-- Lin Yutang', 'An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
-- H. L. Mencken', 'Well, as my great grandfather used to say, \'Cool\'.
-- Capt. John Sheridan, "Babylon 5"', '"...You believe in a Supreme Being?"
"There are mornings when I don\'t believe in myself."
-- Smilla\'s Sense of Snow by Peter Hoeg', 'Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
-- John Archibald Wheeler', 'Coffee does not make you nervous. Your own inadequacies make you nervous. Coffee merely increases your perceptions of your own inadequacies.
-- Dr. Science, Dr. Science\'s Book of Shocking Domestic Revelations', 'If wishes were fast trains, we\'d all be someplace else.
-- Karen Kijewski, Katapult', 'I am woman...
I am invincible...
I am tired.', 'In the dark, impenetrable void, Jean-Paul Sartre was a\'movin\' and a\'groovin\'.
-- Tom Servo', 'When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
-- Sherlock Holmes', '"A strong woman is a woman who loves strongly and weeps strongly and is strongly terrified and has strong needs."
--Marge Piercy, Strong Women' );